I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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