Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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