I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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