Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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