I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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