Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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