I wish life had little blips of pornography
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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