summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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