i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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