I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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