You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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Couch. On fire.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
where are my eyebrows?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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