Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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