He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.