Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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(310): View more from California

what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.

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(520): View more from Arizona

This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.

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