I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
