I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.