I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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