Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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