she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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