There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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