I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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