Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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