white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize