No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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