His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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