At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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