Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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