sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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