So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Enjoy the penises
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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