I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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