You're completely useless in the revolution.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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