i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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