her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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