Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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