What did we do last night that was yellow?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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