just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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