Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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