we're blogging at a bar
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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