how can u be prego again
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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