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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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