used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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