is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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