What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We just shotgunned beers for America
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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