And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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