She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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