Where is the hickey?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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