I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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