ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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