Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish i was in the wii world.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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