First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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