Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
