I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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