Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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