Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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