420 ftw
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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