I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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