I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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