who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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