We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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